>rough transcription and translation
welcome to the valley of homossexuals
this is a wonderful and peaceful place
where they play lady gaga and madonna [songs] everyday
and all the sisters take over the dancefloor
- run sis run! the new lady gaga single is out
- I hope it's not country
- let's go sisters run!!
*pans to kevin*
- oh... what is happening?
- the straights have crashed our valley, girlie, and now they're throwing a little party
- friend, isn't that your crush Gustavo?
*Eric with lustful eyes*
- yup, that's him