I submitted my essay about ‘kick it’ to my english teacher and she watched the video and emailed me saying that the music video was inappropriate???
LIKE IM SORRY? We live in America where all of our music videos consist of just gigantic asses and you complain about being absolutely blessed by Johnny, Taeyong and Yuta’s beautiful torsos like I will not tolerate this slander against this gift to the world that is this music video
My teacher definitely hates me lol. Ms J, I sincerely apologize for the class laughing at me for presenting the punch video and you not defending me and for not having the same taste in your classical rock or whatever is, it’s almost like people have different taste in music or something and also for making a scene by defending myself from a distasteful boy who thought I was showing the punch mv was supposed to be a joke by saying the words “I like music like this”
Also, for exposing your innocent, pure 39-year old soul to the horror that is the male torsos of 3 beautiful men and intoxicating your mind with the disgusting phrase of, ahem, “lemme introduce you to some new thangs” and excuse my absolutely terrible essay on how kick it is a homage to Bruce lee but also not such a serious song to the point where you have to question your life over it because that’s apparently how every song i listen to should make me feel
And finally I’d like to formally apologize by binggeul binggeul round what comes around goes around i dosineun jungle spin around real deal dear Yes feel real igeon real jinjja dolgo doneun kkumui round
(I’m not actually that mad I just think it’s funny that I’ve embarrassed myself about 7 times in the first two weeks of school and I really hope those on this sub will all get a good laugh out of it lol)